Thursday, August 23, 2007

Saw a record sleeve photo of Vangelis; he was wearing a special scarf. It looked like one of many charged scarves he might own to protect his smaltz magic (his magic is housed in his Adam's apple, just like George Lucas has talent stored in his jowels. In the Lucas case, however, the talent and taste is trapped. To flay open his fat face and free the imprisoned ambergris would be a gift to humanity- he'd make actual movies again. But you'd have to feed him his own face fat, or neck fat, or whatever jowels qualify as. I actually feel bad for the guy and his beard- mostly his beard, it's got such a job to do.

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