A BLOWBACK: SEASON TWO SCRIPT EXCERPT

Dan Fogelberg to mulch candidate:
Can I invite you back to my pad for a little man mulch? That’s potatoes and eggs, with optional cilantro, avocado and plain yogurt, all mashed-up on the stove. It’s a signature dish for the enemies of Teflon. Gotta make it in an iron skillet. Teflon, besides the unpleasant flaking that occurs when you use metal utensils on it which you’re not supposed to, (but everybody does because they’re too lazy to follow the rules of using something that was invented for the lazy), besides all that, at high temperatures (approaching 600 F) harmful compounds may be released… anyway, the real reason for my hatred of the stuff is aesthetic. You just can’t get a good finish on the food; it doesn’t brown a steak for shit. So anyway, come back to my place and I’ll make you some real man-mulch in a man-pan.